… Usually in public. Often loudly.
I have no idea what the people at the last-night coffee places make of us. With any luck, they just roll their eyes and write us off as “quirky” and “artsy”, and don’t secretly take our pictures just in case the police need any evidence. (I exaggerate slightly – most of our conversation topics are slightly tamer and more gaming-related, though I’m sure statements like ‘And then I grabbed my sword and totally stabbed him!!” raise enough eyebrows as it is…)
This is, however, the last time I try to draw anything after watching a ‘Dexter’ marathon. That last panel totally turned out WAY creepier than I’d intended to, though I suppose I should have expected that from a cutesy drawing of a deranged cannibal… Totally gonna give me nightmares…. I’m sorry guys. Gonna go hide under my bed now.
Bard Says:
I wonder how well hufu cooks up with fava beans and a nice chianti…
Purgatoriant Says:
Heh. I like the last panel a lot. π If you’d make a colored poster out of it I’d so get one and put it on the wall. (Tip! Tip! Tip!)
Sugar-junkie Says:
I’ve always wondered what taste would have human flesh… Would it be more like red meat or white meat ? π
Mundanes always tend to be surprised when my friends and I are talking about slaughters, battlefields, blood and zombies. I still don’t understand why. Weirdos. π
Damien Sim Says:
“Mundanes”?… has Sugar-junkie been reading “Fables” π
Just remember everything you bite your nails or chew on your lips/fingers/knuckles, bits of yourself will end up being digested by you :p
Cori Says:
Funny you should mention this…
So Ryan S. is running a futuristic campaign, complete with a machine that will make food for you on command. So his NPC orders ‘long pig’ and shares it around, amidst snickers, and like an idiot my character tries it (because if I don’t know what something means, my character certainly doesn’t).
An hour later, someone explains what ‘long pig’ is. A long conversation ensues about how they got the food generator to do that.
Tamarisk Says:
Yay, someone else has taken up my role of cute attacking the world. On that note, I heartily suggest you look at sandraandwoo.com
Melvar Says:
re: Your Brains
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Weβre not unreasonable, I mean, no oneβs gonna eat your eyes.
Steve Says:
This probably would wreck the joke, but the whole “brains” thing comes from “Return of the Living Dead.” The in-story explanation was that the dead are in constant pain and the only relief comes from the funny electrical current in human brains.
Tamarisk Says:
I love the steel ostrich, but I read too much Sci-Fi/Fantasy.
Tarrasque Says:
A robot chocobo, eh?